Level 2 | Variation 5 A man walks down the street He says
why am I soft in the middle now Why am
  • I soft in the middle The rest of my life is
    so hardI need a photo-opportunity I want a shot
    at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoonIn a
    • cartoon graveyard Bonedigger BonediggerDogs in the
    moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly
  • Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I
    don't find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll

    be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
    I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attentionGot a short little span of
  • attentionAnd wo my nights are so long
    • Where's my wife and family What if I
    die here Who'll be my role-model Now
  • that my role-model is Gone Gone He ducked back down the alley With
    some roly-poly little bat-faced
    girl All along along There were
    • incidents and accidentsThere
    were hints and allegations
    If you'll be my bodyguard
    I can be your long lost
    pal I can call you Betty
    And Betty when you call
    me You can call me Al
    Call me AlA man walks down the street It's
    a street in a strange
    world Maybe it's the
    Third World Maybe it's hisfirst time around
    He doesn't speak the
    languageHe holds no
    currency

    He is a
    foreign man He is surrounded
    by the sound The
    sound Cattle in

    the marketplace
    Scatterlings and
    orphanages He
    looks around,
    around
  • He
    sees angels
    in the
    architecture

    Spinning in infinity
    He says

    • Amen! and
    Hallelujah!
    If you'll

    be my bodyguard
    I can be your
    long lost
    pal

    I can
    call you
    Betty And Betty
    when
    you call
    You can
    call
    me Al
    Call
    me

    Al